Wednesday, August 03, 2005

"The human equivalent to sewage sludge"

I had a dream last night... So, before I head to the airport to go to Dallas, I shall tell it to you all...

Me and Tim D were practicing "Dust in the Wind". Me playing the mando and both of us singing.

After we practiced, I had to walk from his house to my house... I had no car, nor a cell phone, and the trip took me through deep dark woods, and I was afraid.

I come to a little country shack, and there is Chuck and Mulls sitting on the porch. The sun was slowly rising behind me, I guess I had walked all night.

Chuck looks sad. Turns out, he is about to get married. He has 3 kids from a previous marriage (I am assuming) and the woman he is marrying has 3 as well.

He is talking to Mulls about how sad he is. I arrive and ask him why? He says "I am about to marry the human equivalent to sewage sludge". In those exact words.

Turns out, the chick is a fat tub of lard, disgustingly fat. I never saw her in my dream, but my dream-self remembered seeing her at one time and wondering why Chuck was marrying her. I asked him why he just doesn't back out and he says that his children have already started calling her mommy...

Such an odd dream.

10 comments:

bigsip said...

Um, huh?

JS said...

Sorry, posted before I finished it...
Josh, you are officially addicted to Blogging. I thought "NO WAY anyone is going to see this messed up post before I correct it." How wrong I was.

I'm off to the airport, love you all! Pray my flights are safe! DO IT RIGHT NOW! And I will talk to you all (via blog of course) when I get back (Paranoid Jamison wont post on the world-wide-web how long he will be out of town...) which won't be long!

mullinz8 said...

Be safe brother! About that dream, that's just weird. Chuck who's the fat chick?

bigsip said...

HAHA! I am addicted!! Help me! I just get bored with what I am doing, check the blog, post real quick, go back to work for a bit, get bored, etc. It sort of helps me stay sane and mix things up a bit. Anyway, I have already prayed and will continue to pray for y'alls safety, my friend! Be safe and see you aftah!

bigsip said...

I think the fat chick symbolizes a possible change in career path that haunts our thoughts at the moment. Hopefully Chuck won't go into working in the porn industry, though. Don't be a pimp, either.

JS said...

prayers answered, i am here, safely... I love my blog title. I think at the end of the year we should award the best blog title...

bigsip said...

We can get the nasty, fat skank to be one of the judges. That might be out of bounds, though. You have weird dreams, man.

bigsip said...

Hey, is the "Tim D" you mentioned the Tim D Larissa and I work with? How odd...

JS said...

yeah, odd, i know...

kermitgrn said...

I only know a couple right now and I would refer to known of them as sewage sludge. I'll let you know after Jodi and I have our third if things change.