Wednesday, September 14, 2005

3-2-1 CONTACT!

despite the fact that I have drilled into everyones brain how easy it is to email me and more importantly, how much FASTER i respond to emails as opposed to voicemails, there is STILL a handful of people who insist on leaving me a voicemail.

One of the worst is a guy who is the same age as me.... a sort of jock... I dont think ive ever gotten an email from him that i didnt send first... normally, when he leaves me a voicemail, ill find out it is him, delete it, then email him and say "What did you want? Please email it."
I swear, ive done this about 20 times since he has been working here...

SO i made up this email to send to everyone... is it too harch?


this is a friendly reminder...

Emailing me = I respond superduper fast and get your message (9 times out of 10) within 30 minutes of you sending it and fix your problem or reply to your message faster than it takes to microwave a pop-tart (which is 3 seconds)

Leaving me a voicemail = I respond to you after responding to all my emails I got that day. This is assuming I remember to check my voicemails (which I do maybe once a day, as opposed to the fact that i check my email about 431 times a day... yes, even from home). And it can take me up to, but not limited to, 24 hours to get to your issue or reply to you...

I'm no math junky, but looks like emailing me is the numero uno way to contact me!
Thanks!

5 comments:

bigsip said...

Doesn't look harsh to me at all. Of course, you're gonna have folks who still won't adhere to your wishes. But, at least you can try.

mullinz8 said...

You're next set of voicemailed questions will be "Can you call me when you get this I'm in a hurry."
Send it on.

Jamison said...

hehe... most took it pretty well, since most do this anyway... they enjoyed the pop tart reference...

Brewster said...

It looks fine to me. But its not going to work, at least not fully. Some people aren't going to e-mail. They just aren't. That's the way some people are.

Charlie said...

PEOPLE STINK!!