Sunday, November 06, 2005

seinfeld dream

All my dreams have come true... well, okay, all my dream-wishes have occurred in my dreams...

I am seriously considering dedicating my personal blog to my dreams. I know my dreams are stupid and really don't fit this blog, but I like to share them because they make me laugh so much.

I had a dream I was in an episode of Seinfeld. I don't know if I was an additional character or a replacement of Jerry (Because I don't remember seeing him in the dream). Never-the-less, we are in Jerry's apartment. I can't remember the details, but Elaine and George have a fight and Elaine storms out.

Next scene is "the coffee shop" but looked nothing like the set in the TV show. It looked more like an Applebee’s or TGI Fridays, but painted in yellows, blues, and reds. Very bold. Elaine is sitting at a table with Kramer and 2 other strange looking men (I presumed one to be 'Bob Sacameno'). George and I walk in and we don’t even exchange looks at Elaine. George notices that Sylvester Stallone is sitting at the 'bar'. He tells me he is going to start a conversation with him.

Knowing how George can ruin a situation like this, I discourage him from doing it. He says "trust me" and I follow along with him. He sits to Stallone's left and I sit to George's left. George orders a drink, then says to me (in a way that Sly can hear him) "Yeah, I sure love hunting in Iraq!". In the dream, we have the knowledge that Stallone loves to hunt in Iraq, so I follow his lead. Sly then turns with a curious smile and says to George "So you like hunting in Iraq?" and from there the conversation goes on; "What kind of gun do you use?", "What do you hunt?", "What month do you usually go in?" and so on...

Sly excuses himself and says he enjoyed talking to us. Amazed at George's performance I congratulate him on how non-gushy-fan he sounded (albeit, he was lying the whole time) and George is congratulating himself to no end.

(Here is the funniest part of the whole dream.) As we are leaving the 'coffee shop' we hear Elaine and Kramer discussing something. Elaine appears to be a bit upset at something and as we walk out the door I hear her say loudly "Hold the Huggies $h!t"... said in a way that we might say "Hold the phone!" or "Hold up just one minute!"

I had never heard this phrase in my life, but found it quite hilarious after I woke up. I assume Huggies to be referring to the diapers. Sadly, today is Sunday, and all day that phrase has been popping into my head. I suppose I could coin this phrase but change it to "Hold the Huggies crap!". Then, of course, it would blossom on its own to include the "S" word... What say ye? Will you help me start this phrase? If it gets big, you'll know I started it!

Spell checked and ribbed for your pleasure...

11 comments:

bigsip said...

Oooo, ribbed!

Hold the Huggies crap!

I like it. Reading your dream, that line wasn't the funniest part for me, though.

The fact that you seem to be Jerry made me laugh as well as the classic scene with Sly! Thought I was gonna have a hernia from trying not to LMAO at work!

Jamison, please document your dreams. They're too good not to!

mullinz8 said...

I loved the Sly stuff the most because it seemed very true to the show. George did have those moments when he was actually a cool guy and not a total screw up.

Please share the dreams. I don’t remember mine very much and when I do they typically have some lurid sexual undertone like this time I dreamed of sitting on the outdoor porch with Sipper, we smoked out pipes, drinking iced water, finishing the evening with a fine pieces of dark chocolate.

Jamison said...

Mullins! How dare you have such lurid, sexual fantasies!

however, with me, it is real! And next time we are throwing chuck into the mix...

you forgot to mention candles...

Brewster said...

Ha ha! Yes, Jamison continue to write your dreams.

I had a great one the other day about being invited to a Bush speech and then swapping dirty jokes with him afterwards.

bigsip said...

"Go through a lot of candles, does she?"

Line from The Foreigner.

Mullins, you should come smoke, too! Then we can have a foursome!

Jamison said...

I think I am going to write my dreams on my personal blog, and perhaps copy/paste them in here since you guys enjoy them so much.

love the dirty joke swap dream...

Jamison said...

FYI, if you are interested in buying some really random CDs, check out my latest ebay auction. It is item number 4790341131.

We had a big cleaning out day, and we cant find the cd cases to any of these... iw as about to toss them in the trash, then figured someone on ebay will want them...

if you guys honestly want them, bid, but dont bid for the crap of it... it costs money to put things on ebay and ebay takes a percentage of the final sale...

I suppose a true friend would just give them to his friends... but I wasnt thinking when I listed it...

Brewster said...

You know I have never sold a thing on Ebay. I sometimes think about it, but I always wind up giving it away. There is something fun about coming to work with some cds, or dvds and watching people get excited over free stuff.

Not that Ebay is bad or anything, I just get more joy from seeing excited faces than the few bucks I'd earn

mullinz8 said...

Sipper I’m saving myself for the mass “smoking” orgy in March. I’m actually really looking forward to sitting with the fellas and sharing a drag or two.

Again I would like to commend my wife with cutting back on smoking, way to go babe. I don’t mind the occasional smoke for the girl but before she cut back it was every time she got into the car, did this or did that, dang near drove me crazy! Plus the kids don’t need it near their lungs. I know what I put in my body to screw it up, kids shouldn’t ever be subjected to it, mine or others.

I’ll bet W has some great dirty jokes, I would think it’s the one thing he can remember on him own. Hilarious Brew.

Jamison said...

Di... could you please encourage stubbs to read my dream? I think he will get a kick out of it.

Charlie said...

That was pretty funny, Jamison. I had a "Seinfeld" dream once, but all I remember is that I was in Jerry's apartment.

I also had a dream that I was actually in a Sims (computer game)house.