Wednesday, August 23, 2006

In True ACPO Style


(I stol this pic from Jamison's webshots page.)

I peed outside yesterday! I know this doesn't seem like much, but if you consider the fact that I did it at work, perhaps you might feel compelled to congratulate me on an pee well done.

All of the toilets at work were out yesterday for about 6 hours. Fortunately, I had already done #2 before that happened, but I still had plenty of #1. So, rather than drive to the nearest gas station like everyone else, I stepped outside and enjoyed some good ole ACPO action.

There is a lovely, inner-city wilderness area next to where I work and I made full use of it. I encourage you all to ACPO at work, at school, in your neighbor's yard. ACPO and be free!

20 comments:

mullinz8 said...

Way to go!

I would be canned if I took a leak one our pristinely groomed and maintained corporate campus, something to consider perhaps…

When I was walking during lunch I’d have to sneak a pee on the track from time to time but it’s been a while. I’m glad that you were man enough to use your ACPO status at work. I commend you.

Ryan F. said...

Jamison's toes in that picture seem to be curling away from his urine. I guess they don't want to be splattered on.

bigsip said...

Yeah, he has odd feet that Jamison.

Jamison said...

YES good grief my toes curve, it is my physical oddity-ism, sue me all you perfect looking humans!!!

oh, and my penis bends slightly to the left, about 5 degrees... after inch 9...

Jamison said...

Oh, and mullins, if you do pee outside your office, and get fired, be sure to have a handful of ACP bumper stickers that I made, plaster them on the big-wigs car on your way out... we need the advertising....

mullinz8 said...

Frankly I think I should plaster the parking lot with ACPO stickers anyway. I love the idea that there is some movement (pardon the pun) to get people peeing outside.

tnmommieof2 said...

didn't really need to know that about your nether regions jamison
but thanks anyway.........

bigsip said...

I forgot to tell y'all...

After I posted this, Larissa came by my office and jokingly chastized me for peeing outside at work. I think she got a kick out of it since we both work here...

We both wished we had some stickers that day.

Brewster said...

Why must I be forced to look at Jamisons urine stream every where I turn?

Jamison said...

As darth vader once said "It is your destiny..."

post a pic of your urine stream.

You can see kelli J's urine stream on my birthday blog, she has a loink to her youtube account in the comments...

I think it is just a water bottle though. Unless she is the only female who can pee like a man standing up

kellieja said...

Jamison, I cant put one past you.

Jamison said...

I KNEW IT! You don't become president of the ACPO without having a little knowledge on the biology of pee...

bigsip said...

Hey! Who elected you President?

Have you peed outside at work? I don't know if you're qualified, man.

We need to put this to a vote.

I vote for Jamison. OK, there...Just needed some due process.

bigsip said...

Oh, if Kellie can verify that she can pee standing up, I'll vote for her instead. Gotta give props to a girl who can pee like a man.

Jamison said...

NO women may hold office, see the public service announcement that Mullins made in 1995, i have the tape... he also said I was the founder then.

mullinz8 said...

Just like Nixon, the tape ruined everything…

I remember Jamison being the first one to organize us into standing outside and peeing together. He’s sort of like the MLK of the outdoor urination movement.

I think it was Moe Howard of Three Stooges fame who once said, “I thought we agreed to not have any leaders… Now, shut up and follow me.”

If Kellieja can release it like a fella she should at least get ranked in an office-posting or high-poomba of something. When I read that post I thought for a moment that I didn’t see that post and should look for it. Then I realized that I don’t actually want to see anyone peeing. I’ll be happy to share a pee with anyone and have shared many a fine urination but watching is not part of the process.

That being said, I’ll be happy taking her word on the matter. Perhaps the ACPO can be set up like the Masons or something like that, each state has their president and then there is the head PEE. This person alone knows and fully understands the biology of pee.

kellieja said...

I peed in the blue ridge mountains yesterday....like a girl.

bigsip said...

Can I be "Sergeant At Arms"?

Never really understood that position, but it sounds cool!

Jamison said...

Yellow pee, Blue ridge... nice

bigsip said...

Yellow and blue make green!