(Sung to the tune of Sgt Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band)
It was thirty years ago today
Sgt. Braly was born so gay
His mom and his dad were so merry
Even then his face was hairy
At Faulkner he was the BMOC
Outside is where he liked to pee
So let me introduce to you
A man who’s never had the flu
Jamison Ashley Braly
He’s Jamison Ashley Braly
We hope you do enjoy your day
He’s Jamison Ashley Braly
Sit back and watch us play
Oh, the memories we’ve shared
Hunting panthers upon a dare
You’ve been such a lovely friend to us
We wish you 40 or more years
40 or more years
I don’t want to stop this song
But it’s already getting to long
So let me just stop and say
Happy Happy Birthday
You’re Jamison Ashley Braly
And this, my friend, is your day.
Happy 30th Jamison!
17 comments:
Thus far, the best gift I have gotten. Thanks Brew... It is right up there with "Posin' like the Braly man" Which, by the way, I would love to have the lyrics.
Excellent, Brew! Happy b-day, Jamison!!!
Happy B-day my man. I'm right behind you coming up on the big 3-0!
Happy Birthday to Jamison!
Happy Un-Birthday to the rest of you!
May all your Birthday Wishes come true!!
Kellie...that was weird and funny...bravo!
Leave it to me Josh to supply the weird :)
I love it, though I am not the Monroe fan I once was, I still appreciate your efforts! Love you!
That was quite possibly the funniest thing I have read in a long time...hope you had a great day Jamison!
Oh, and Brew...my big 3-0 is coming in September..so you have plenty of time to compose my song.
ok, i wore a shirt today I have never worn but have had for a year. Mother in law gave it to me, it is a great shirt, but the occations to wear it rarely occur (Youll see why tonight Sip).
Then, I noticed my wife got me 3 gifts. Katz on dvd, the office (UK ) on dvd, and a cool shirt.
Then I got a $20 chappys gift card from the Middle School Faculty, then a few random emails wisahing me well.
Then I called Mullins, sang "I got my mind set on you" then said some curse words for shock value, and it made him laugh.
Then, I got lunch bought by Ryan. Then, I came back to work and on a whim, went to Fun Zone and climbed the rock wall a few times... my brother called me earlier and told me to do something juvenille today. If you havent climbed that wall, it is a work out and requires much concentration.
Prob gonna buy a happy meal before church.
Not exactly perfect with the tune, but nobody ever said I was musical.
I wish I had the "posin'" lyrics. I had it on the hard drive, but that was like three computers ago. I thought I copied it to a floppy, but I've searched and searched for it to no avail.
Sounds like your day was much better than my lousy 30th.
Happy day again.
my only objection to the song is that you assume I will live to the age of 70... I know you say "40 or more years" But how about "60 or more years?"
my only objection to the song is that you assume I will live to the age of 70... I know you say "40 or more years" But how about "60 or more years?"
I hope Jesus comes today and we have no more years here...
But, if the world endures for 100 more years, I hope we all enjoy many of them in health, prosperity, and contentment.
Brew it was a fine little ditty, your muse was singing on key.
Jamison it sounds like you had a right nice b-day topped off with a Happy Meal, what could be better… Rhetorical, of course.
PaRTy TimE! Happy Birthday. BY the way. I'm not dead...just overworked right now. I'm reading, just not posting right now.
Woohoo!
Glad you're not dead, Chuck!
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