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Happy birthday CAS!
Yes, Happy Birthday to my Brothah from a different Motha...
Happy B-day sucka!
Happy Birthday my man!
Happy Birthday to Charlie,He rides on a Harley.He's really quite gnarly!Happy Birthday to Charlie!
Just because you're older doesn't mean I have to like you any more than I do now. Seeing how it's the holiday season I've sent you piece of mind, enjoy it. It's the gift the keeps giving.Happy VD to the rest of you and yours.
Hey, Happy Venereal Disease to you, too, Mullins!I'm sure Charlie was glad to receive such a heartfelt wish...:)
Sip, exactly what I thought with the VD... come to think of it, we should have days of the year where we think more about STDs
The First Annual International STD Celebration will be held in Las Vegas in the trailer out back of Morty's Girls Girls Girls.Make sure to bring plenty of KY and...OK, I'll stop now. I think I've singlehandedly ruined Charlie's birthday for everyone. :(
If you thought about it much you could imagine that a lot of peoples gifts on VD is VD. If there is one holiday that I could do without it’s this one.For Jules I swallow my pride and get her some things to make her favorite holiday worthwhile.Charlie I love you and happy birthday
I'm really surprised!I figured you'd be all over this bootylicious holiday, Mullins!Oh well, you learn something new about your friends all the time.
I took my wife to Outback a few days before VD and we bought new toilet seats the day of VD...sorry, im not going to fight the crowds of losers who only do nice things for their wives on THAT ONE NIGHT for dinner reservations at 8:45pm... or 4:30pm...And we really needed new toilet seats...
We went to the FUDT and saw "The Man Who Came to Dinner" the Friday night before Val's Day. Went out for lunch on the day. We got chocolate, made cards, and generally enjoyed each others' company.But, I can understand the expectations being silly. I have a much better time just going out with Rachel for something simple!
So, how old is Charlie now?
oh, how was the play and the atmosphere of the ole theatre?
The play was ok...no Big River/Foreigner...it definitely lulled in several places which is bad since it's a comedy.The food was good, but they don't do it buffet style anymore. They serve you everything.Overall, it was okay. I'd do it again, but I think we'll try a Shakespeare Fest show next time...
oh yeah...you did the 30 cake for him at the play last year...i had forgotten about that...
Geez, for get all the stuff that I got Jules this year. If I had known that a toilet seat would say love like that...
installing it was the I love you part... as my wife sat in bed enjoying some olympic figure skating, I was LITERALLY pulling/yanking the old one off...Disgustingly enough, urine can find its way into any place that common household cleaners never reach... As I was unscrewing what was left of the seat off, 10 years of a stranger's and my pee came raining down on my hands in a powdered, dry form...My wife could hear me yelling from the other room "Never in my life did I think taking a toilet seat off would be this hard or disgusting!!!"
Toilet seats are the worst, man...I've installed man, and they only get worse!Amazing the nastiness that worms its way into nooks and crannies...
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