tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13746420.post113288945251395190..comments2023-11-16T03:47:04.958-06:00Comments on Midnight Cafe Discussions: Who let the dogs out, indeed...Mat Brewsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10572618956112125321noreply@blogger.comBlogger50125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13746420.post-1133443955457613462005-12-01T07:32:00.000-06:002005-12-01T07:32:00.000-06:00What luck! We really needed someone who could pro...What luck! We really needed someone who could provide this part of the plan, Brew!bigsiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13435879973761006243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13746420.post-1133380813327672142005-11-30T14:00:00.000-06:002005-11-30T14:00:00.000-06:00Maybe it'll be loaded with Cuban cigars! We could...Maybe it'll be loaded with Cuban cigars! We could smoke all the way to Jamaica, mon.bigsiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13435879973761006243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13746420.post-1133380563031917762005-11-30T13:56:00.000-06:002005-11-30T13:56:00.000-06:00I do have to tell you a couple of years ago there ...I do have to tell you a couple of years ago there was a local sheriff who was co owner of a small grass landing strip which housed a few planes and even had a small refueling station. It seems that one day the locals wondered out loud why the only traffic it got was about every three weeks apart and always between 1 and 3am. Soon enough the sheriff was trying to explain why the only people who had been using the thing were busted with some 50 lbs of blow.<BR/><BR/>If we do have to hope a plane lets make sure it’s not loaded with cocaine first.mullinz8https://www.blogger.com/profile/18281212571618971818noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13746420.post-1133367593539039282005-11-30T10:19:00.000-06:002005-11-30T10:19:00.000-06:00ironically, ive never seen a plane land or take of...ironically, ive never seen a plane land or take off... must be done in the middle of the nightJShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03837745315360109036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13746420.post-1133366358222069322005-11-30T09:59:00.000-06:002005-11-30T09:59:00.000-06:00Maybe we could steal "$" plane and take off to Haw...Maybe we could steal "$" plane and take off to Hawaii after the heist!<BR/><BR/>Actually, I think I'd rather do the Bahamas or The Keys...bigsiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13435879973761006243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13746420.post-1133365718169468992005-11-30T09:48:00.000-06:002005-11-30T09:48:00.000-06:00Brews job will to stake out the guy who we’ll now ...Brews job will to stake out the guy who we’ll now have to “$”. Brew will ensure us when he’s at home and when he seems to have settled in for the day. Jamison will have established a communication link with the guy so upon entry we’ll be able to patch into his computer for future monitoring, he’ll also copy his current hard drive onto a portable device. Sipper will have created a way to have all other household members be out of the house for the assault allowing us to deal with the perp alone. Later Sipper and Jamison will decipher the retrieved digital intel and redistribute stolen funds. Prior to Operation Infinite Booty I’ll tandem with Brew making sure the perimeter is secure with cameras and motion sensors. Upon entry we’ll subdue “$” and unleash the mind numbing antics and faux anal raping of C.A. Stubbs. After 15 minutes of “$” receiving a barrage of cheesy jokes and exaggerated dry humped we’ll have a confession documented and be able to retract the team as though nothing has happened. Stubbs will also be responsible for leaving “$” some ointment to sooth chaffing. <BR/>If Chuck is in around we’ll let him at least tie the guy up I’m sure he’s had some experience wink wink...mullinz8https://www.blogger.com/profile/18281212571618971818noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13746420.post-1133359510072285752005-11-30T08:05:00.000-06:002005-11-30T08:05:00.000-06:00Brew in PJs....sexy!Alright, we'll use Chuck's inf...Brew in PJs....sexy!<BR/><BR/>Alright, we'll use Chuck's infiltration plan for this operation. We'll call it "Operation Infinite Booty".<BR/><BR/>Step 1 is to act sick, I mean REALLY sick.<BR/><BR/>Step 2, we all sneak around to the back door of the house and enter through the second-story window.<BR/><BR/>Step 3, we eat their food and have them take our temperatures with an anal thermometer (this is where Stubbs comes in).<BR/><BR/>Step 4 is the exit plan...We all exit through the rear with Mullins and Jamison providing cover. Brew's our lookout. I think Chuck should be our sniper. With this cadre of ops, we can't miss!bigsiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13435879973761006243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13746420.post-1133318200369685732005-11-29T20:36:00.001-06:002005-11-29T20:36:00.001-06:00>why arent we emailing this?Because it is so utter...>why arent we emailing this?<BR/><BR/>Because it is so utterly fascinating to the rest of us.<BR/><BR/>Um, I'm wearing pajamas.Mat Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10572618956112125321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13746420.post-1133318176011502882005-11-29T20:36:00.000-06:002005-11-29T20:36:00.000-06:00I can see us now pouring out of the toyota sienna,...I can see us now pouring out of the toyota sienna, then, when we get in, the automatic door slowly closing.<BR/><BR/>How will Stubbs interogate? Have faux anal sex with him?JShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03837745315360109036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13746420.post-1133315998213441842005-11-29T19:59:00.000-06:002005-11-29T19:59:00.000-06:00By the time March swings around we’ll need to have...By the time March swings around we’ll need to have had developed our tactical team. <BR/><BR/>Sipper seems like the natural for intel since it was his former gig. Jamison: wire taps, Brew: recon, I’ll document the interrogation and break in, Stubbs can interrogate the slimy bastard and Chuck since he may be who knows where can be our Bosley. Montgomery’s very own pseudo A-Team.<BR/><BR/>I’ll start practicing my flight simulator incase we need to fly out for an escape. Otherwise Sipper can also be our driver since he’s got the minivan.mullinz8https://www.blogger.com/profile/18281212571618971818noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13746420.post-1133309683577848142005-11-29T18:14:00.000-06:002005-11-29T18:14:00.000-06:00I will keep you guys abreast (giggle) of the fight...I will keep you guys abreast (giggle) of the fight for my right to party.<BR/><BR/>Step one was to creat a gmail account to email the housing authority (Since they know my main account already, I email them alot).<BR/><BR/>From this account, I will request the financial statement to see how the fees are broken down.<BR/><BR/>From there, I could be putting my life at stake, this could go deeper than any of us know. There is a grass landing strip at the top of the neighborhood, across the street from the largest house there, gated of course. I suspect foul-play/drug money.<BR/><BR/>If you dont hear from me 4 days in a row, contac the authorities.<BR/><BR/>Funny thing... ive always had a fun day dream about the 6 of us guys dressing in all black and at night, we sneak onto this mans property with night vision and binoculars (Brew works the binocs the best) to find out what he is up to, maybe even hook into his phone lines (I have access to the equiptment to do this)JShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03837745315360109036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13746420.post-1133303219386664392005-11-29T16:26:00.000-06:002005-11-29T16:26:00.000-06:00Can anyone join this dance ladies or are you two t...Can anyone join this dance ladies or are you two together?<BR/><BR/>It was supposed to be “Dog Crap” with some serious misdirected fingers. Jamison you guys are getting the shaft. Unless they are providing you with fiber optic lines, actual security and a slew of other service then someone somewhere is making some cash.<BR/><BR/>You do need to address it at least to get a monthly breakdown of what the services actually are and who is supplying those services with contact information. If the HOA can’t give you that then you’ve got a complaint.mullinz8https://www.blogger.com/profile/18281212571618971818noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13746420.post-1133301190679553322005-11-29T15:53:00.000-06:002005-11-29T15:53:00.000-06:00LOL! That sounds good, man!Troll it baby!LOL! That sounds good, man!<BR/><BR/>Troll it baby!bigsiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13435879973761006243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13746420.post-1133300544372393452005-11-29T15:42:00.000-06:002005-11-29T15:42:00.000-06:00my father in law gave Lariss and I some money as a...my father in law gave Lariss and I some money as a xmas gift before he left. He said "Buy a trolling motor with some of that"... I guess he got tired of rowing.<BR/><BR/>So, Ill get the motor and you can buy the battery when I get the trolling motor!<BR/><BR/>why arent we emailing this? you are right, blogging is easier than emailing...JShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03837745315360109036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13746420.post-1133297378980353032005-11-29T14:49:00.000-06:002005-11-29T14:49:00.000-06:00Dude! It would be awesome to hook up a little Evi...Dude! It would be awesome to hook up a little Evinrude or something to that little boat!<BR/><BR/>Of course, I'd still like to at least go in together on the troller and battery.<BR/><BR/>We'll see what we can do about some springtime fishing, my friend!bigsiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13435879973761006243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13746420.post-1133297119586512712005-11-29T14:45:00.000-06:002005-11-29T14:45:00.000-06:00you dont have to ask me to go fishing. As soon as ...you dont have to ask me to go fishing. As soon as the warm weather comes back, I'll be going once a week at the very least.<BR/><BR/>And if I get a real motor on that boat of ours, I'll be on the Tallapoosa river if you need me.JShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03837745315360109036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13746420.post-1133291664758788022005-11-29T13:14:00.000-06:002005-11-29T13:14:00.000-06:00Alright, Braly. In the spring, you're mine, buddy...Alright, Braly. In the spring, you're mine, buddy. We're going to my folks' place and doing a serious fishing/camping weekend!<BR/><BR/>What say you?<BR/><BR/>I wish all you guys could come! Maybe Chuck could come, too?bigsiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13435879973761006243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13746420.post-1133291494673761512005-11-29T13:11:00.000-06:002005-11-29T13:11:00.000-06:00I am glad!I am glad!JShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03837745315360109036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13746420.post-1133285307876520482005-11-29T11:28:00.000-06:002005-11-29T11:28:00.000-06:00DANG! That chowder was GOOD!DANG! That chowder was GOOD!bigsiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13435879973761006243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13746420.post-1133280883544471902005-11-29T10:14:00.000-06:002005-11-29T10:14:00.000-06:00YES! I saw her in the break room a couple of hour...YES! I saw her in the break room a couple of hours ago and she said she brought it in.<BR/><BR/>Thank you, sir!bigsiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13435879973761006243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13746420.post-1133278849797894782005-11-29T09:40:00.000-06:002005-11-29T09:40:00.000-06:00oh, did my wife remember to bring you some of it?oh, did my wife remember to bring you some of it?JShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03837745315360109036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13746420.post-1133278618254487422005-11-29T09:36:00.000-06:002005-11-29T09:36:00.000-06:00That's one of the reasons I like bass so much. It...That's one of the reasons I like bass so much. It isn't extremely fishy. It's also very tender and juicy.<BR/><BR/>I'd eat some bass over catfish any day.bigsiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13435879973761006243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13746420.post-1133278054294380722005-11-29T09:27:00.000-06:002005-11-29T09:27:00.000-06:00speaking of fish, this fish has no smell at all, i...speaking of fish, this fish has no smell at all, it is that fresh!<BR/><BR/>Food tip of the day; if fish smells like fish, it isnt fresh fish. Well, the OUTSIDE of a fish can stink, but the filets should not. This bass literally had no smell when I handled it to bake it.JShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03837745315360109036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13746420.post-1133277739242230442005-11-29T09:22:00.000-06:002005-11-29T09:22:00.000-06:00Awesome! I do love fish. Fish smell bad! Flip-f...Awesome! I do love fish. Fish smell bad! Flip-flop...<BR/><BR/>Well, all I meant was that it seemed like there was more work what with replacing all the lights, doing decorations, keeping grounds, etc.<BR/><BR/>Then, when you came out with the $128,000 figure, I was shocked! I didn't realize how many folks would be paying in all that money! So, I reversed my position. I'm a Braly pundit now.bigsiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13435879973761006243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13746420.post-1133275611268404862005-11-29T08:46:00.000-06:002005-11-29T08:46:00.000-06:00Sip said:"I understand now why EM has the rates th...Sip said:<BR/>"I understand now why EM has the rates they do now, though. Actually, I'm surprised now that they don't charge more! "<BR/><BR/>then said:<BR/>"Man, I hope you blow the lid off your neighborhood association. Sounds like a huge rip-off to me."<BR/><BR/>You'd be a wonderful politician... I'd vote for you!<BR/><BR/>FYI Sip, I'm planning on blogging our fishing trip as soon as I bring those pics to work, where I have photoshop. I dont have it at home.JShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03837745315360109036noreply@blogger.com